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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

ramisonetruelove

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

blckrapunzel

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

modelinterrupted

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

latenightsugar

WHyyyy

badgyal-k

Sorry everyone

just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

grandpaq

I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather

needyb93

Who would want to piss off Madame Zeroni????

forever-in-idk

Not even gonna take that risk

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

thirdtimecharmed

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

svynakee

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

orriculum

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

digitalfare

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

jamesandlilys

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

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Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

narwhal-noir

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

moldychesee

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

rhionhutter

Filipino recipes: SOY SAUCE AND VINEGAR EVERYWHERE

coto524

Welsh recipes: you ought to make it with this obscure type of cheese which doesn’t exist any more but you can replace it with this other obscure type of cheese from the other side of the country

valor-arcana

Irish recipes: just dump a bunch of potatoes and meat in it, then cook at 350° for 20 minutes

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Slovenian recipes: go to the garden, get some weeds, then make a soup out of it.

prokopetz

Ukrainian recipes: It needs more garlic. No, more than that. More. More.

theneckstroke

jewish recipes: everything you make will always taste like there’s something missing. that is because there is something missing. the matriarch who has possession of the recipe will unfailingly leave out one ingredient when sharing the recipe with anyone else. this ingredient is only revealed to the next in line to own said recipe, conferred to them upon the death of the matriarch

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Indian recipe - minimum amount of green chillies or you have brought dishonour on your family.